Weeks Nine And Ten

                Monday the 18th - 133lbs
                
                I managed to get back on a carb-watching track, mostly because I was horribly frustrated by my lapse of a couple of weeks ago. I didn't go the hard-core, ketosis inducing route, as that's not going to have much impact on me at this point, but keeping an eye on my carbs is still the best way for me to rein in my snacking - thus speaketh the potato chip, pretzel and bread junkie. And it worked. I managed to avoid the Triscuits, or the lure of scarfing half a bag of Baked Lays for the duration. Not that it wasn't tempting at times, but I kept mentally walloping myself with the thought that those 'little lapses' can add up very quickly and I would have no-one to blame by myself.
                I tell you, there's nothing like watching the Academy Awards to make one feel lumpy! Oh, I know all those women are unrealistic - the products of personal trainers, plastic surgeons and very, very expensive designers - but still, the sight of Julia Roberts poured into that fabulous gown (Gucci?) does make one want to work a little harder towards the final goal. Although Uma Thurman was an exception to the parade of skinny-women - yowza! But I digress...

                  So the food is generally low-fat at this point, with an attempt at doing a balanced protein and carb approach at each meal. After a wild moment's indulgence at the grocery store last week, my recent lunches have consisted of whole wheat pita, 2 - 3 tablespoons of hummus and a half a cup of low fat cottage cheese. Thank god for spicy-pepper hummus, otherwise I would have been overwhelmed by blandness. Dinner is usually a chicken breast with some sort of veggie - string beans, or some salad greens. Alex also bought some huge steaks at CostCo - they didn't cut them any thinner than 2" thick - so sometimes I'll have half of one for dinner, and save the other half for lunch, the next day. I'm still eating carb-bars every morning, just because they're tasty and convenient - and much, much cheaper at CostCo!
                I tried another venture into protein-shake land, this time with the Atkins. I'll admit that it was more tolerable than the Pure Protein brand, but it was still rather nasty. It's the artificial sweeteners. The shakes taste alright at first, but the aftertaste leaves me wanting to pull my tongue out. And I'm not too keen on the composition of those things - the third ingredient, right after water and whey is soybean oil. Yowza! Talk about your fat bombs! Actually, that worked out to about the same as a Carb Solutions bar, but it's not quite as obvious when one reads the ingredient listing on the back of the wrapper. The fat content - and other nutritional issues, is why I stick to only one of those things a day...
                I do allow myself one refined-sugar treat. I've got a box of mini caramel eggs (I love those things) and one of them is something like five grams of carb and three grams of fat. Each little egg makes for two nice bites of chocolaty goodness, which I usually have after dinner as a 'dessert'. That isn't going to kill me. Well, not immediately...

                What is going to kill me is the exercise. I finally caved in and picked up my weights a week ago. I've got a little workout book  that's designed for people in a small space - actually it's for college students fighting the Freshman Fifteen - and while my college years were a while ago, a workout is a workout, right? And, oy vey, did life suck for the first couple of days. It's an aerobic weight routine, working on the upper body or lower body on alternate days, so each set of muscles gets a full 48 hours of rest. I enjoy it, but I had forgotten that I have to break into the lower body routine very gently - so I spent the middle of the week incredibly sore from the crunches, squats and lunges. 
                But the upper body workout doesn't screw me up nearly as much, so I was able to keep up with that as planned - starting with 2/3 of the reps, and moving up to full throttle next week. I'll continue breaking in the tired ol' belly and butt very slowly - which is a shame, as those are the areas I really want to work! Still, Rome wasn't built in a day... I've just got to keep with it. At least I enjoy the upper-body routine. I'm determined to get rid of that flab around my upper arms and get some sort of muscle built in my pectoral area. It's ironic: I've always had a large bust, but almost no muscle underneath it, so doing pec-squeezing type exercises kill me...

                Following a madcap impulse at the checkout line - which is why marketing guys get paid the money they do - I picked up a copy of Fitness magazine. To my surprise, it was only slightly patronizing. The constant, ongoing subtext in all these women's health magazines is that you can't possibly be happy/accomplished/secure unless you have a flat stomach, and I can't stand that. However, Fitness was a cut above such 'zines like Women's World, a rag which I particularly hate - if they changed their name to Strive To Be a Dis-empowered Domestic Slave I might forgive them, but I'm digressing again.
                Anyways, the magazine. It actually had some useful articles - which workouts are particularly efficacious for shifting those "last ten pounds", some tasty recipes and an intriguing stretching warm-up/cool-down routine that I might try - particularly with my lower body routine, as it might reduce my ouchies. I'm even contemplating buying a subscription to the thing, which would be a hell of a divergence for me. I've been doing my best to grit my teeth and rely only on myself for the past three months, but now I'm thinking a bit of vicarious support might do me some good. Because I'm not really getting it from my husband. 
                I shouldn't be too hard on Alex. He told me right from the get-go that he's got all the willpower of an unrepentant heroin addict and he does love his food. But he's weighing 185lbs (at 5' 6") and has a Buddha tummy that he certainly didn't have when we were dating. None of this bodes well for his cardiac future. Atkins appeals to him, because it's practically how he eats, anyways, but he won't quit soda, so ketosis never kicked in for him, so all he's really doing is slowing down the rate at which he's been gaining weight. I tell a lie, I think he lost five or six pounds back in February when I climbed onto the Atkins bandwagon, but that's it. 
                Right now, his waist is bigger than my hips, which is a hell of a thing, given my child-bearing proportions - even when I weighed 120, I was built more like Marilyn Monroe, rather than Gwyneth Paltrow, y'see. I don't know of any gentle way to get him onto a diet without becoming a nagging  shrew, and I know I've gotten awfully close, already, with no result. I've got one last, horrible card up my sleeve, but it's so unfair and nasty that I don't think I'll ever play it. So I'm certainly going to tell y'all what it is, sorry. 

               Easter Sunday - holding my breath and without a stitch on: 130lbs! Yay!
               Of course, now I'm thinking that maybe I could make 125.... Seriously though, my plan now is to work on turning flab into muscle, rather than inching the scale downwards. I might remain the same weight - or even gain a little - but it'll look a lot better!

                

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