Images and Oddness

...Swimming through the Sacramento River delta with a friend, enjoying the squishy feeling of mud between my toes - until my companion tells me that most of that mud is made of decomposing garbage...

...In an English class being taught by my boss, I'm very smug about getting 30-points-out-of-30 on an essay test, but promptly look like a twit because of a noisy lego werewolf on my desk...

...Being attacked by a vapid, ugly man known as Mr. Whitebread, dialing 911 but the police never show. Before he leaves, I tell him to buy better clothes and perhaps he wouldn't be so angry at the world. He takes the advice as a revelation and leaves a happy man, despite having just committed rape...

...A party in my old house in England, everyone I know is crammed into the newly-refinished attic. I'm dead drunk on the floor, gabbling reminisce to anyone who will listen. They aren't many takers, as they're all drunk, too...

...Typing up a list of names on the computer and constantly getting them wrong and having to start over again, ad infinitum....

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