From Johanna. This is a rant. This is not reasonable, and I expect to be flamed to a crispy critter by at least three people I know for doing this, but I was listening to Ashcroft's press conference last night, and the between-the-lines aspect of it scared me badly. My usual reaction to fright is to rave and gibber, so here it is.
However, before y'all start warming up the flamethrowers, let me just get this out in the open: Yes, anyone who knows anything about terror activities - or even thinks they do - should go to the FBI and tell all. Yes, such information should be rewarded and there are different rewards for different people.
But I dunno, there must have been a better way to phrase and announce this scheme. I simply can't shake the notion of "Come forward, get a visa. Don't come forward - even if it's because you simply don't understand enough English to know that there's a valid reward being offered - and we'll send you and your family back to where you came from."
course, let's see if I'm allowed to keep my green card after this little
diatribe. As a resident of the U.S., I am protected by The Constitution, but
I'm wondering for how long is the U.S government going to remember that?
The text below is from Ashcroft's press conference of 11/29. It was copied from the offiical U.S. Attorney website, so if there's been a misquote, it's their fault, not mine. I have only removed the portion of the conference that referred to Waagner and the anthrax hoaxing. I have not altered or removed a single word of Ashcroft's transcript regarding the "Cooperation Program", so I cannot be accused of quoting out of context. My bile-laden comments are in italics. Rant on!
ASHCROFT: Good afternoon. This afternoon I am announcing a Department of Justice initiative to reach out to freedom-loving people of all nations in the war against terrorism. The title of this initiative is the Responsible Cooperators Program.
y'know, "Scaring the Shit Out of Immigrants" just didn't fly by
the P.R. guys.
this new initiative, the Department of Justice will provide immigration
benefits to non-citizens who furnish information to help us apprehend
terrorists or to stop terrorist attacks. We are asking all non-U.S. citizens
who are present in the United States or who seek to enter our country to
come forward to the FBI with any valuable information they have to aid in
the war on terrorism.
return for this information, the Department of Justice will assist
nonresident aliens in obtaining what are called S visas, which are available
when the information provided is critical and reliable and the person is
placed in danger as a result of sharing that information. S visa holders may
remain in the United States for up to three years, and during that period
visa holders may apply to become permanent residents and ultimately to
become United States citizens.
who provide useful and reliable information but are not technically eligible
for S visas will receive assistance in seeking either parole or deferred
action status, which would allow them to reside legally within the United
States. They may then apply for a work authorization, permanent residence
and eventually citizenship under the normal immigration rules.
The United States will be grateful to responsible cooperators who help us protect American lives.
Flip side: If we even think you're holding out on us, you'll be on the next boat out so far it makes your head spin. And in case you're wondering precisely who decides if the information provided is "useful and reliable", it's us, baby.
ASHCROFT: We are at war with a fanatical terrorist network that claims to have nuclear weapons, and wants to slaughter innocent Americans citizens. We have clear evidence that bin Laden and Al Qaeda terrorist network killed nearly 4,000 Americans on September 11.
believe Al Qaeda continues to operate within the United States. These enemy
operatives are trained to disguise their appearances, to memorize false
personal documents, to evade electronic and physical surveillance, and to
avoid trouble in their neighborhoods or at work. Al Qaeda teaches them
thoroughly how to hide from the police, and to hide from the authorities, to
lie to authorities, during any encounters using elaborate, pre-planned cover
stories. In short, law enforcement is tracking a trained enemy that poses a
deadly threat to innocent American lives.
However, terrorist activity rarely goes entirely unnoticed, and non-citizens are often ideally situated to observe the precursors to, or early stages of terrorist activity. Information of such activity is critically important to our war against terrorism.
Because, as we all know, non-citizens are a fringe element unto themselves. Of course they'll hear about subversive activities long before us clean-cut, clean-living Americans do. It's time that fringe element earns their keep - because working 50 hours a week for minimum wage and paying taxes just doesn't do it.
Some visitors may be hesitant to come forward with their information because their immigration status. They may rest assured that the United States welcomes any reliable and useful information that they can provide to help us save lives in the future. In return, we will help them make America their home.
Just remember who decides if that information is reliable and useful. Us, not you. And that 'help' we're promising? Notice we're not giving details on what that help will be. Don't be surprised if it's just a waiving of the application fee rather than an actual stamp in your passport.
We need continued help from every responsible individual within our nation's borders. People who have information about terrorist activity must make a choice: either they will come forward to save American lives, or they will remain silent against evil. The people who have the courage to make the right choice deserve to be welcomed as guests in our country, and perhaps one day to become fellow citizens.
So, if you come forward with vital information, there's only a chance that we'll welcome you in this country. Maybe.
I have had a series of meetings with representatives of Arab, Muslim, Sikh communities, over the past several weeks. On October 16, I met in my office with leaders of these communities to hear their concerns in the wake of the September 11 attacks.
Hearing doesn't necessarily mean caring. My advisors insisted that I at least look like I give a rat's ass.
Most recently, on Tuesday of this week, I visited the mosque at the Islamic Center here in Washington D.C. I spoke at length with the imam, Dr. Al-Kuj (ph), and many others in my continuing dialogue with the Muslim community. And they have expressed a sincere desire to support America in the war on terrorism. And they have asked, ``How can we help additionally?'' The Responsible Cooperators Program is an important way for those who are non-citizens to assist in preventing future terrorist attacks.
ASHCROFT: Freedom-loving people everywhere in the world are our greatest allies in the war on terrorism. Today, we call on those individuals who share our love for freedom to make a contribution to defend that freedom.
America's greatest asset is the privilege of living in America and enjoying the liberties of America, and it costs us nothing to provide those to responsible individuals who would seek to help us defend this land.
I may cost us nothing, but it is priceless to the recipient. For many people, a visa that provides a pathway to American citizenship is worth its weight in gold. It provides access to the freedoms and opportunities, to the dignity and integrity that defines this culture.
Like the dignity and integrity behind this little scheme.
Our message today to people who share our love for freedom is this: If you have any information you think might assist the federal government in its efforts to fight terrorism, please contact your local FBI office; or if you're abroad, contact the nearest United States embassy. If the information that you provide is reliable and useful, we will help you obtain a visa to reside in the United States and ultimately become a United States citizen.
being a citizen of this nation is the most that anyone could want,
right? If you're already a citizen and you step forward with information,
well, maybe we'll say 'thanks' - which might be more than what the
Thank you. QUESTION: Attorney General, when you refer to an immigration violation, the message (OFF-MIKE) since September 11 was that government would deal very harshly with you. How can you now expect those people to come forward even when there's, sort of, a bonus on the table for...
ASHCROFT: First of all, this is for any individual who is in the country, regardless of their immigration or visa status, and there are many people legally here on student statuses or on business statuses or on tourist statuses as a visa that might to have the opportunity to become permanent residents with a more lasting status.
The second item is that the instruction is to the Federal Bureau of Investigation and to the embassy offices that they're not to inquire as to the immigration status of the person bringing the information.
ASHCROFT: They are only to receive the information and to evaluate it. And that evaluation will be the basis upon which an individual would receive the benefit that would flow from the receipt of useful and reliable information that helps us either detect and prevent terrorist activities, or gives us the opportunity to convict those responsible for the activities.
Their immigrant status isn't an issue until after we've gotten the goods. Then we'll frighten Abdul Smith into near-catatonia over his immigration status, just to be sure we've heard everything - that'll be the big stick, with a tiny little hypothetical carrot dangling off the end.
QUESTION: On that standard, what is the criteria that would be used? Would the information have to lead to the apprehension? Would they be allowed to enter in lieu of an investigation of that information? What more can you tell us about that?
ASHCROFT: Well, the criterion is that it has to be useful information to us, and reliable information. It does not necessarily have to lead to a conviction, and it doesn't have to be comprehensive. It might be that it's a missing link in a chain of evidence that allows us to actually do something.
And so we're asking that individuals be, sort of, generous minded about how they view the information they have. They should give it a try, because frequently other people will have provided other aspects of the information.
So the criterion is useful and reliable, the judgment to be reached will be reached by those offices that receive the information in conjunction with the efforts to either disrupt the terrorist activity or to prosecute those involved in terrorism. And the recommendations then will be made to main Justice and INS.
In other words, it's us who decides. Abdul Smith might want to pack his bags before stopping by the FBI field office.
QUESTION: Mr. Attorney General, do you have any idea how many people might possibly be interested in this kind of a program? Do you think, for example, the majority might be from overseas rather than from people who were already in this country? Do you have any...
ASHCROFT: You know, I really don't. You know, we could sit here and muse about this. I think there are a lot of people who come to this country who decide having lived here that this is a worthy placed to be, because of its respect for individuals, and because of the opportunities that are seen here. I know that many who come--and I spent some years teaching before I got into politics, and that's a long time ago, but many students decided they wanted to stay here at the expiration of their visas.
They know that a student visa doesn't provide that opportunity, but an S visa would provide that opportunity, and so would the other accommodations that are built into this program.
And heck, the terrifying between-the-lines interpretation of this new program is worth the possibility that we might get some valid information (okay, Johanna sort of sees the point in this. Maybe)
QUESTION: (OFF-MIKE) 5,000 people that you've pinpointed for in the first round of...
JM: I would have so loved to hear the rest of that sentence. First round of...interrogation? Terror tactics? "Voluntary" interviews?
ASHCROFT: This is not limited to any population of individuals, except to non-citizens. So literally the world, except for American citizens, is offered this opportunity to be a participant in a visa which could lead to citizenship, and would provide a basis even for working in the United States prior to becoming a citizen, if they choose to be responsible and to provide reliable and valuable information in this arena.
Gee, and there's Mr. Bush trying limit immigration. What if it turns out that 20,000 people have useful information on terrorism. Are we going to give them all visas? I think we all know the answer to that question...
QUESTION: Are you hoping that this will lead to more of those 5,000 people coming forth and talking to the...
Well, obviously, we would like for all individuals who have information to
come forward. We expect Americans who have information to come forward.
Because if you don't, you're a bad, bad person - and never mind the fact that stepping forward might kill you and your entire family. Or maybe you just don't know enough English to understand that it might be beneficial for you to help us. I don't see anyone translating this in to Arabic, Farsi and Pashtu, do you? (JM really hopes that someone did take care of that)
The crimes of September 11 were not merely crimes against America, they were crimes against humanity, they were crimes against civilization. The people of 86 different nations died in the World Trade Center.
And individuals, I believe, have a responsibility as citizens coming forward. And this is just an added incentive to a population of individuals, some of whom might be situated in a way to have access, either by their capacity to understand language or by their involvement in various communities, to be able to be helpful to us. And we want to signal to them our desire to get that help.
QUESTION: It sounds almost...
ASHCROFT: Make it good, will you? This is the last one.
(LAUGHTER) QUESTION: I'll try.
ASHCROFT: I'll do my best.
QUESTION: But in a way this sounds almost desperate, Mr. Attorney General. It sounds like you're desperate for people to come forward. Does this, sort of, underscore the fact that there were massive intelligence failures?
ASHCROFT: No. The answer to that is no. This underscores the fact that we want to do everything possible to prevent further loss of American life as a result of terrorism. And we are seeking every avenue.
Including scaring the pants of immigrants. Heard the rumor that we're going to ask all Muslims to "register". Notice that we haven't denied that yet? Maybe we can make them wear a little crescent moon on their clothes, too, and perhaps move them into ghettos, just so we can keep them safe you understand... Seig heil, baby!
And frankly, we are delighted that to date we've been successful, but we don't want to arrest on a laurel of success to the exclusion of other items which might assist us in achieving this goal of making sure that other Americans, innocent civilians, don't die in terrorism.
What success? Oh yeah, bombing a medieval culture back into the stone age whilst calling ourselves liberators. We'll get Osama any minute now, I swear...
And so you've seen a progression of things happen. We've strengthened our security around a variety of assets in the country. We've warned and trained law enforcement. We've created task forces to integrate the efforts of law enforcement around the country. We have interviewed groups of individuals we thought might be situated in a way to help us develop information. And now we're welcoming individuals to self-select on the basis of some benefits to them their opportunity to come and assist us achieve this noble goal and objective.
ASHCROFT: And I hope that we can think of more good ideas as time goes on. The president of the United States has made it very clear to me and to, I think, the American people that this is a long-range effort to fight terrorism, and the Al Qaeda network is a very important part of that. But the president's indicated that terrorists and those who harbor terrorism should expect that we're going to be in this for the long haul.
And I expect that we'll be looking for additional ways and additional ideas. And, frankly, we'd be willing to accept them from any quarter, including those of you who might want to counsel us as to good ideas and ways that we could additionally protect the innocent lives of Americans from terrorist attacks.
sure, start sewing up those little crescents. We might use them after all...
isn't it. Wasn't a conservative administration supposed to get government
off our backs and leave us free to pursue such inalienable rights as buying
guns and beer at the drive-thru? However, scaring the pants off the citizenry
(and non-citizenry) is a duty long-enjoyed by conservative régimes.
tell ya, I'm just waiting for the Minster - uh, Secretary - of
Homeland Security to tell me that all non-citizens, particularly those from
the mid-east, are required to check in at the FBI on a regular basis, and
maybe wear a little badge and perhaps just stay home between sunset and
sunrise...Just for our own safety, of course.
me I'm being hysterical. Maybe you're right. I hope you are. In the
meantime, it's time for me to dust off my letter-writing pen and let my duly
appointed representatives know how I feel about this...this...situation.