Unplugged - Option Two
This is a slightly sillier version with different text formatting and - with luck - graphics. The story is exactly the same as Option One. To view this version, you need to download and install these fonts:
Legal blather: The Matrix and associated characters belong to Warner Brothers, Inc. and the Wachowski brothers and probably a whole bunch of others who I'll never meet, either. Fan fiction is homage and I really hope those nice chaps at Warner's legal department understand that. I'm not making money off this and I'm broke, so I'm definitely not worth suing.